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[19 Dec 2006|02:04pm]

Haruhism spotted in the Middle East.

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My Review.... [13 Oct 2006|04:41pm]
...Of Final Fantasy XII (which I 'received' half a month early, heh heh).

Unlike most people of the gaming generation, I could give a shit how pretty the graphics are. The whole intro gave me a Phantom Menace vibe though (Or should I say chill?).

Shut the fuck up and let me play! The story is cliche' ridden and I could care less about it. They started me off as this cool grey haired knight, but then after the beginning, I'm stuck playing this shitfaced little prick with his gay little vest.
Also what is up with the last 4 out of 5 Final Fantasy games have had blond guys as the main character (Not including FFXI or 5 out of 6 if you consider Celes to be the lead of VI). Is Squaresoft/Squenix trying to promote some hidden Aryan agenda? How about a black dude for the main guy? Worked for San Andreas...

The combat system is... Interesting. A little bit like dot.Hack, but not quite, and a little more advanced. I'm not revolted by it, yet, I am not championing it. I'll have to play it some more to see how it fits to my gaming style. It kinda reminds me of mixing FF Tactics with an MMO, with a turn based RPG.
The cameras blow though, it goes berserk (and not the cool anime/manga Berserk)when you go near a wall and you get all disoriented.
What is with all these new games putting in inverted camera controls? LEFT should turn the camera LEFT, and there should be an option to revert it. What is this, a flight simulator or something?

All in all, it's not nauseating like 8, 9, 10, 11, and The Spirits Within. I actually *want* to play!

Okami still rocks harder though.
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OMG SCHOOL RUMBLE 25! [21 Sep 2006|11:37pm]
[ mood | Tense ]




Now for some propganda:
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When Loli Ruled The Earth [17 Sep 2006|12:19pm]
[ mood | Alarmed ]

When Loli Ruled The Earth
"When Loli Ruled The Earth" on Google Video
This is how we will all die. At the hands of alien loli.
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He be smokin mad rocks [03 Sep 2006|08:28pm]
Henry made me do this cruel thing. The bastard.

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FEEL YOUR SPIRIT FLY!!! [28 Aug 2006|01:12am]
Okay, so I don't expect to surpass Henry and his motivational skills, but I'd though I would lend my powers to a grieving world.

Prepare to feel your heart warming up!Collapse )
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ZOMG SNAKES ON A PLANE! [17 Aug 2006|03:04pm]
Man, they certainly kept their promises. There were lots of muthafuckin snakes, and they were on a muthafuckin plane!

I would most definitely rank this up there with many other cinematographic greats such as Citizen Kain or Gone With the Wind.

If you havent seen SoaP or don't intend to... You don't know what you're missing out on
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[09 Aug 2006|12:37am]
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 26%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||| 23%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism || 10%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||| 30%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||| 36%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||| 36%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36%
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messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer

Wow, sounds like me to a T (bolded are real standouts!). I love it when renegade psychologists team up and make stuff like this!
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[18 Jul 2006|04:09pm]
I've had with this muthafuckin' wait for these mothafuckin snakes


One month from today. Prepare yourself..


If anyone wants to join me on my Ragnarok Online server, lemme know ^^
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The end? [05 Jul 2006|04:32pm]
[ mood | discontent ]

14 episodes later... The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumiya has come to an end.

*sniffles* One of the best animes I've ever watched. I'll miss it dearly.


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I had it [29 May 2006|04:00pm]
I ate it...

The Lutherburger. A bacon cheeseburger, nestled atop 2 Krispy Kreme donuts.

Now I need to go to sleep... for a long long time
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Plan aborted [24 May 2006|04:38pm]
Well, I WAS going to do a review of this season's anime, kinda like what Escher does... But, ah, much cooler =P

But it seems a package from containing my copies of Five Deadly Venoms, and Shaolin & Wu Tang have arrived...

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Fuck! I don't want to go alone!! [19 May 2006|05:16pm]
OKAY! Is anyone interested in going to the Korn Family Values Tour with me? It's August something or other at Alpine Valley Ampitheatre in WI.

I AM GOING SOLELY TO SEE -->DIR EN GREY<-- OPEN FOR KORN!!!! Okay, and maybe the Deftones and Flyleaf as well.

Tickets went on sale today, and *please* get back to me if you're interested. I really don't want to have to go see Diru alone
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An update more updated to my life [17 May 2006|11:08pm]
New AIM name bitches:

J Awesome Factor

I felt the old one was really out of date and it needed something more appropriate to how I am now.
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Mandate ACEN update [07 May 2006|11:36pm]
[ mood | Indifferent ]

Well, here comes my mandatory ACen update, after all the madness (ooo yeah, the madness!) And now, the highlights!
-Upon the second time, my water was given to Jay-guy, a bond was formed, and the oath to forever become brothers was made in the robot beard room. I raise my glass to the Robot Beard Oath
-Drinking a LOT of vodka. In fact, it was probably my staple for the weekend
-Ironman anime marathons with Nate
-Throwing stuff at Nate when he snored at night (last time I room with that guy)
-Robots, but no robot breakdancing.
-Speaking of robots; Normally, I'm really REALLY uncomfortable around large groups of people, but when I was in the Robot Beard Room, I didn't feel that at all. Everyone in that room was great!
-HARD BOILED!!! Best action flick I've seen in awhile
-The one anime where the girl is attached to the guy's hand. Midori no Days I think it was called? The question of then the guy has to take a leak or jerk off comes into question...
-Chronic manic depression
-The kickass Mr. Oizo CDs I burned before I left
-No one knowing what the fuck The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumiya was... Bastards can't appreciate a good anime.

Future ACen plans?
-Eat something other than ramen made form the coffee maker
-Take the time out to make a decent cosplay
-Meet some new people for a change
-Go to a panel and bring the ruckus
-Take the goddamned train there
-Find a way to avoid drinking as a way to mask insecurity
-Bring more money for Hong Kong action flicks and Japanese PS2 games
-Stop going after ACen's 10th year

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Gah, why do I have to choose?? [29 Apr 2006|01:42am]
From popular demand (And it was painful to have to choose...):
My Top 10ish favorite video games of all time!! Obviously there are ties...

10 - Naruto Narultimate Hero 3 (PS2)
Makai Kingdom (PS2)

9 - Azure Dreams (PS1)

8 - Secret of Mana (SNES)
Final Fantasy 7 (PS1)

7 - Doom II (PC))

6 - Wizardry (NES)

5 - Suikoden 2 (PS1)
Suikoden 5 ((Note: 5 has technological edge)) (PS2)

4 - Final Fantasy 6 (SNES)

3 - Age of Empires 3 (PC)

2 - Disgaea: Hour of Darkness (PS2)

1 - River City Ransom (NES, of course)
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STOLEN!!! [25 Apr 2006|07:39pm]
[ mood | Thieving ]

Name:Erik J. Awesome
Birthday:May 19th, 1981, which also is a popular release date for movies... Which means it gets forgotten ;_;
Birthplace:Chicago, IL, in Holy Cross Hospital across the street from Marquette Park
Current Location:Tinley Park, living in a bunker 20 floors below sea level
Eye Color:Light brown? Hazel? I really don't know what to call it
Hair Color:Dark Brown (NOT Black)
ght Handed or Left Handed:
Your Heritage:aZn/Whitey, which makes me the least desired demographic in politics
The Shoes You Wore Today:My Adidas, which walk through concert doors, and stomp all over colosseum floors...
Your Weakness:Eggplant, that vile vegetable
Your Fears:Death, rejection, and heartbreak
Your Perfect Pizza:Four Cheese with extra cheese, ground beef and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Uhhh, do something with my life.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:"BRB playing PS2"
Thoughts First Waking Up:"I don't wanna go to work"
Your Best Physical Feature:You tell ME! Hell if I know.
Your Bedtime:12:00-1:00 on a work day (depending on how late Cors calls me), or 3:00-4:00 when wrapped up in a good game
Your Most Missed Memory:If I remembered it, I would probably miss it.
Pepsi or Coke:Coke tastes like chewing tobacco with a lot of sugar in it.
MacDonalds or Burger King:Burger King, but their $1 sucks, so I commend McD's for that. Wendy's is the king of $1 menus though...
Single or Group Dates:Group orgy
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Ice Tea sucks. Ice T is awesome.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Why not mix both?
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee is one of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted
Do you Smoke:The occasional cigar/cigarillo
Do you Swear:Like a sailor
Do you Sing:Badly, in the car, or to myself
Do you Shower Daily:Most of the time. When I get caught up in MMO's, I sometimes skip a day.
Have you Been in Love:Yeah
Do you want to go to College:Eventually, once I find a job that won't be outsourced or eventually conquered by illegal immigrants some day.
Do you want to get Married:Yeah, the lower car insurance rocks
Do you belive in yourself:Never.
Do you get Motion Sickness:If I spin around a lot, yeah. I can do roller coasters, but they scare the shit out me too much.
Do you think you are Attractive:Hell no.
Are you a Health Freak:Hah, follow me around for a day and watch what I eat.
Do you get along with your Parents:Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms:Especially when I'm holding a long, iron rod.
Do you play an Instrument:I wish.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Indeed. Red Bull/Vodka FTW
In the past month have you Smoked:Not recently
In the past month have you been on Drugs:I take antihistamines when I mow the lawn. Does that count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Hah.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Hah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:That sounds like a good idea. I'd rather have it in pie form though.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yup, crab rolls from Mitsuwa. They came with California rolls too, but those are VILE!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage:No, but if I was, I'd be booed off
In the past month have you been Dumped:No, but I took many many dumps.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Uh, no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Do pirated MP3's count? I see myself as more of a 'freedom fighter'
Ever been Drunk:Plenty
Ever been called a Tease:Not to my knowledge
Ever been Beaten up:Not seriously, but Matt Lyons laid the smackdown on me a few times before.
Ever Shoplifted:Like, when I was in Junior High
How do you want to Die:On the toilet, like fat Elvis
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:I'm already grown up, and I'm a nobody.
What country would you most like to Visit:Japan or the Netherlands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Green or blue
Favourite Hair Color:BLOND!!! I also dig black hair on pale chicks too
Short or Long Hair:As long as it looks good. Not dyke short or Rapunzel long
Height:Shorter than me!
Weight:As long as it's reasonable
Best Clothing Style:Oh man, too many to list.
Number of Drugs I have taken:Illegal drugs? Like... 3-4
Number of CDs I own:Lots and lots. I stopped buying physical CD's though
Number of Piercings:None, and never will get any
Number of Tattoos:None, and probably will never get any
Number of things in my Past I Regret:90% of everything before 2002

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Really now... [21 Apr 2006|11:23pm]
[ mood | gloomy ]

How many of you have someone in your life that just plain... well... goes too far with the things they say to upset you? People that damn well leap over the line you drew in the sand.
Sometimes you wonder if the things they say are actually true, or if it's just bullshit to get you riled up. When I was thinking about these things, I simultaneously figured out why I drink, have periodic stomach problems, and indulge in the occasional cigar. That *could* be good, but then again, having 'stress' as an answer is something even the mighty Captain Obvious, and Master of the Obvious could figure out.

Sometimes I feel as if I'm split between two factions, whether I'm being played or not. I would know it though... I've been played many, many times in high school. I'd see through it like Zhuge Liang sees through a crappy battle plan (FYI Zhuge Liang was a brilliant tactician in Ancient China.

Allow me to pull this dagger from my back and stir my drink with it. If the particular offender is reading, I hope you realize that you hit me deep with your comments.

Think before you speak, please.

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Why WHY WHY?! [17 Apr 2006|12:23am]
[ mood | pissed off ]

Goddamnit! My fucking PS2 broke! In more detyail: The worthless disc tray busted, and I had to use force to get my boot disc out.

Why does all this shit happen when I don't have any money??

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Eep! I can't call any of you! [12 Apr 2006|07:59pm]
I need everyone's phone #'s!!! (That is, if you want me calling you)

After my big hard drive wipe, I lost my master database of phone numbers, and I can't remember numbers worth a jack shit. Post em or give me a call and tell me. Don't worry, no one reads my LJ anyways

Also, does anyone have a copy of Nero or can get me a copy via Bittorrent so I can burn stuff on my computer once again????

Thanks again peeps
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